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| To understand
spa girls, start with their anthem, "Peel Me a Grape".
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Peel me a grape, crush me some ice skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow talk to me nice, talk to me nice, you gotta wine me and dine me don't try to fool me, bejewel me either amuse me or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
Here's how to be an agreeable chap love me and leave me in luxury's lap hop when I holler skip when I snap when I say, "do it" jump to it |
| Pop me a cork, french me a fry crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla of bonbons chill me some wine, keep standing by just entertain me, champagne me show me you love me, kid glove me best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
Send out for scotch, boil me a crab cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals just hang around, pick up the tab never out think me, just mink me polar bear rug me, don't bug me new Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape |
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| Bring up the subject of ski bunnies, and spa girls agree that you can never have too much fur. |  |
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| They know how
to dress for the slopes.
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And they get close to the snow. |
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| But they do
have trouble figuring out what to wear for a hike in Yosemite.
(Click here for a hiking map for Yosemite. Click here for hiking etiquette.) |
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